Tuesday, February 23rd
…but I was led to believe you were a really cute boy, and you turned out to be a really cute lesbian.
Sunday, February 21st
… But you didn’t cover your mouth while sneezing next to me on the very crowded subway train. And now my nose feels stuffy.
Saturday, February 6th
… if you knew how much I loved you, you would regret how you are treating me right now. My heart is not some sort of toy, I’m not a replaceable ne’er-do-well. Appreciate me before it’s too late.
Wednesday, February 3rd
…but you just casually called me after 6 years to see how your 7 year old son is doing.
